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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

No way

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No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

What K-pop song would be good for Halloween?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

No go.

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Just Forget it!

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

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